I recently got a very very nice camera so I thought I would add something new to the site. However if you are a fan of traditional photography I will offend you. Traditional stuff... has been done. Beautiful pictures of scenery are taken every day. Portraits of beautiful people are taken every 1/40 of a second (ugly people every 1/100,000,001 of a second). I can't have this.

1. Mi Gato's Eye....o

2. Waterflower.

3. A combination of the previous two subjects.

4. Me Myself and I. Sporting the way awesome "teens above the influence" shirt...as well as pants.

5. All of my nieceseses.

6. These bees go "buththththhthth"

7. That is my niece *wipes a tear*.

8. Lil Morgan's Dedication.

9. I have to make something like this every now and then so certain press operatin' peoples in Maryland won't be able to say "I like your stuff... but... its all masculine." The flowers and the Bee are mine... the girl is from Longstock at DA.

10. I made this at school... Bordem can be inspiring. Features mi niece. I KNOW I MISPELLED THE WORD!!! I JUST NOTICED!!!... Ah well... at least nobody will steal it.

11. Morgan has a message to all yous out there who have anything bad to say about her uncle Casey.

12. Every now and then I go to my Gra... my aunt's house and take macroshots of different insects... because there is soo many there.

13. Another one from mi aunt's place... This one is encyclopedia-worthy if you ask me.

14. I pulled off the road on Walker Stretch to take this picture.

15. I took this picture last year but edited it about a week ago and it turned out to be purty... not that it was not initially.

16. We had our family reunion on Venus this year... View was great but the fishing was lousy.

17. ...

18. Taken with very highspeed film... otherwise this would just be a blur.

19. This initially was just to be a silly way to show off my guitars... then it got really silly.... to me it looks like I am coming out of the looney toons ... thing.

20. My Tiny Niece... This is made from a pic of mi niece and a picture I took at mi aun'ts casa.

21. So we got my niece a swing...

22. Once again my niece.... but she is in her halloween costume... and stuff... great picture.

23. This one has a great story behind it... has to do with... not many people showing up at an event.... but we wanted it to LOOK like many people did... kills me.

24. It isn't a bee... technically.. but its yellowish... and has black.... and probably stings.

25. Great.. but kind of eerie photomanipulation with Morgan.

26. A semi-oil paintyish Morgan photo\manip.

27. This was inspired by the cover of Yazoo's album "Upstairs at Eric's" (once again this site is called obscure.... for a reason.)

28. Absolutely adorable...Morgan hugging her lil' sheep toy.

29. I'm really tired of this particular model... meh.. it is what I have to work with at the moment.

30. This is a rare physical manifestation of the mysterious entity known as "Chippy." She took this picture and allowed me to edit and post it here.

31. The less said about this one.... the more you will scratch your head and your mind will wonder.

32. I got Morgan a giant monkey for her birthday.

33. Morgon on an easter egg hunt.

34. Morgan with her wheels.

35. The HoodedMorgan

36. Father Fotographer/Phather Photographer

37. Fellow sitting on the back of his car singing "Tenn. Waltz"

38. Chippy swingin o'er de ocean.

39. Evil looking Chippy.... apparently feeding herself to the sharks.

40. Morgan under the swing thing 1.

41. Morgan under the swing thing 2.

42. Morgan and Em.

43. Morgan en der pool.

44. Morgan Posin for the camera.

45. this is adorevil.

46. Morgan in pool on July 4th

47. Morgan under apple tree.

48. Adorable pose.

49. This old man... he plays guitar... he plays music on his car.

50. She has an addiction.

51. RIP Mr. Ducky McQuackquack. Felt soo sorry for this bird. I don't know that he is dead... I am just pretty sure.

52. Kelci... born to kill.

53. My NEW GUITAR!!

54. Another pick of mi nueva guitarro.

55. Chris wearing headphones for a potential ad.

56. Chris with mi takamine... he looks like he knows what he is doing because he plays also.

57. Morgan descends the staircase.

58. Morgan in the 3 pt stance. (football term... where you put your hand and your foo... ah forget it.)

59. Morgan underneath a tree in my backyard... that is close to the beach... yep.

60. Morgan playing under the swingset again.